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TURDQUEST
THE OFFICIAL ATHLETIC INSTITUTION OF CHAMPIONS
A curated gauntlet of serious competition, rigorous statistics,
and absolutely zero room for mediocrity.
Guest play available — but your legacy will be UNRECORDED and
FORGOTTEN BY HISTORY.
81.6%
COURT FT AVG
4618
ROUNDS PLAYED
9289
SHOTS TAKEN
491
💩 TURDCOINS MINTED
THE GAMES
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FREE THROW
TWO SHOTS. One oscillating ball. One power bar. Infinite shame potential.
The classic test of a champion's composure under pressure.
★ STREAK TRACKING | TURDCOIN ELIGIBLE | GLOBALLY RANKED
PLAY NOW
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
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Only the worthiest shall glimpse it. Earn your TurdCoins first.
LOCKED
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Something is coming. Something powerful. Something... turd-shaped.
LOCKED
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Unlisted, unannounced, and not on any menu. Go poke at something.
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Most of this court's games are hidden. Find one and it is yours for good.
YOUR ARCADE INDEX ▶
⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS
The names etched in digital gold. Their free throw percentages, a testament to discipline.
Ranked by lifetime TurdCoins earned. Spending coins never lowers this total.
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Drinkwater©
💩 320 COINS EARNED
FT: 95.2% (3886/4084)
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Henry E.
💩 53 COINS EARNED
FT: 95.5% (577/604)
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mc
💩 30 COINS EARNED
FT: 94.4% (152/161)
#4
Daquavious
💩 28 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.9% (400/471)
#5
mccallum
💩 27 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.7% (541/639)
#6
Kmonkey15🐒
💩 24 COINS EARNED
FT: 75.5% (299/396)
#7
notBurma
💩 15 COINS EARNED
FT: 87.8% (237/270)
#8
Michael_IV
💩 12 COINS EARNED
FT: 84.1% (138/164)
#9
Kmonkey15_2
💩 6 COINS EARNED
FT: 95.8% (69/72)
#10
CATCHTHEDESTROYER
💩 4 COINS EARNED
FT: 70.8% (85/120)
💩 WHAT IS A TURDCOIN?
A TURDCOIN is awarded to any champion who sinks
10 consecutive free throws in a single day.
Miss once, and your daily streak resets to zero. No mercy. No excuses. No participation trophies.
Multiple coins may be earned per day. 10 in a row = 1 coin. 20 in a row = 2 coins.
TurdCoins: the only currency that matters on this court.