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DECLARE YOUR CANDIDACY

REGISTER TO HAVE YOUR FREE THROW PERCENTAGE
RECORDED AND JUDGED FOR ALL ETERNITY.

This will be displayed on the leaderboard for all to witness.
Required for verification. Stored securely. Used to shame you via email. (Just kidding. Mostly.)
At least 8 characters. Your free throw percentage will be public.
Your password will not. That's the deal.
By registering, you acknowledge that:
  • Your free throw percentage is PUBLIC and PERMANENT
  • Missing 10 in a row resets your TurdCoin progress
  • The Court shows no mercy to underperformers
  • You are here to compete, not to make excuses
OR
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