⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS ⚡
The permanent record of every champion who has stepped onto the TurdQuest Court. Their percentages. Their streaks. Their TurdCoins. All of it. Forever.
Ranked by TurdCoins earned (10 consecutive makes in a day = 1 coin). Ties broken by total career makes.
| RANK | CHAMPION | 💩 COINS | FT MADE | FT% | BEST STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Drinkwater© | 318 | 3866/4038 | 95.7% | 161 |
| 🥈 | Henry E. | 44 | 532/550 | 96.7% | 164 |
| 🥉 | Daquavious | 19 | 368/428 | 86.0% | 33 |
| #4 | mccallum A | 12 | 541/639 | 84.7% | 63 |
| #5 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 11 | 291/382 | 76.2% | 30 |
| #6 | mc A | 11 | 129/135 | 95.6% | 87 |
| #7 | notBurma | 6 | 237/270 | 87.8% | 27 |
| #8 | AgadlerIV | 3 | 77/96 | 80.2% | 26 |
| #9 | t | 2 | 98/114 | 86.0% | 18 |
| #10 | DavePoop | 2 | 70/84 | 83.3% | 22 |
| #11 | BigBwain | 1 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 12 |
| #12 | turdking | 0 | 59/82 | 72.0% | 15 |
| #13 | WillU | 0 | 22/52 | 42.3% | 3 |
| #14 | shit A | 0 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 8 |
| #15 | averimeow | 0 | 10/38 | 26.3% | 2 |
| #16 | Pyre | 0 | 8/10 | 80.0% | 6 |
| #17 | LittleNson | 0 | 7/16 | 43.8% | 3 |
| #18 | Shoopooh | 0 | 6/18 | 33.3% | 2 |
| #19 | Werldy | 0 | 4/14 | 28.6% | 2 |
| #20 | xXpwnmasterXx | 0 | 3/8 | 37.5% | 2 |
| #21 | xosimon | 0 | 1/8 | 12.5% | 1 |
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST STREAK | FT% | TOTAL MADE | COINS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henry E. | 164 | 96.7% | 532 | 44 |
| #2 | Drinkwater© | 161 | 95.7% | 3866 | 318 |
| #3 | mc | 87 | 95.6% | 129 | 11 |
| #4 | mccallum | 63 | 84.7% | 541 | 12 |
| #5 | Daquavious | 33 | 86.0% | 368 | 19 |
| #6 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 30 | 76.2% | 291 | 11 |
| #7 | notBurma | 27 | 87.8% | 237 | 6 |
| #8 | AgadlerIV | 26 | 80.2% | 77 | 3 |
| #9 | DavePoop | 22 | 83.3% | 70 | 2 |
| #10 | t | 18 | 86.0% | 98 | 2 |
| #11 | turdking | 15 | 72.0% | 59 | 0 |
| #12 | BigBwain | 12 | 85.0% | 17 | 1 |
| #13 | shit | 8 | 85.0% | 17 | 0 |
| #14 | Pyre | 6 | 80.0% | 8 | 0 |
| #15 | WillU | 3 | 42.3% | 22 | 0 |
| #16 | LittleNson | 3 | 43.8% | 7 | 0 |
| #17 | Werldy | 2 | 28.6% | 4 | 0 |
| #18 | Shoopooh | 2 | 33.3% | 6 | 0 |
| #19 | averimeow | 2 | 26.3% | 10 | 0 |
Minimum 20 career shots required for percentage ranking. The Court does not recognize small sample sizes.
| RANK | CHAMPION | FT% | MADE/ATT | BEST STREAK | COINS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henry E. | 96.7% | 532/550 | 164 | 44 |
| #2 | Drinkwater© | 95.7% | 3866/4038 | 161 | 318 |
| #3 | mc | 95.6% | 129/135 | 87 | 11 |
| #4 | notBurma | 87.8% | 237/270 | 27 | 6 |
| #5 | Daquavious | 86.0% | 368/428 | 33 | 19 |
| #6 | t | 86.0% | 98/114 | 18 | 2 |
| #7 | shit | 85.0% | 17/20 | 8 | 0 |
| #8 | BigBwain | 85.0% | 17/20 | 12 | 1 |
| #9 | mccallum | 84.7% | 541/639 | 63 | 12 |
| #10 | DavePoop | 83.3% | 70/84 | 22 | 2 |
| #11 | AgadlerIV | 80.2% | 77/96 | 26 | 3 |
| #12 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 76.2% | 291/382 | 30 | 11 |
| #13 | turdking | 72.0% | 59/82 | 15 | 0 |
| #14 | WillU | 42.3% | 22/52 | 3 | 0 |
| #15 | averimeow | 26.3% | 10/38 | 2 | 0 |
Trust is no longer judged by score alone. The Court now tracks courtship, reactor-grade timing, and every suspicious walk to the restroom. Love and cowardice are both database events.
Score before the first fresh-underwear purchase. No garment bailout, no actuarial mercy. This is the leaderboard your crush checks before making eye contact.
| RANK | CHAMPION | CLEAN SCORE | FINAL SCORE | FARTS TRUSTED | ☢ GREEN | 💋 | TOILET | UNDERWEAR AFTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mccallum | 12877 | 12877 | 33 | 1/3 | 1 / 2 | 3 (2 false) | 0 |
| #2 | shit | 10302 | 10302 | 35 | 0/4 | 2 / 1 | 0 | 0 |
| #3 | AgadlerIV | 6706 | 6706 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #4 | DavePoop | 6661 | 6661 | 23 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #5 | BigBwain | 5431 | 5431 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #6 | Pyre | 4674 | 4674 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #7 | Drinkwater© | 4375 | 4375 | 21 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #8 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 3529 | 3529 | 18 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 1 (1 false) | 0 |
| #9 | Daquavious | 3425 | 3425 | 20 | 0/6 | 1 / 0 | 2 (2 false) | 0 |
| #10 | Werldy | 3108 | 3108 | 18 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #11 | notBurma | 2955 | 3741 | 26 | 0/8 | 0 / 1 | 6 (5 false) | 1 |
| #12 | Henry E. | 2765 | 2765 | 18 | 4/19 | 0 / 0 | 7 (5 false) | 0 |
| #13 | WillU | 2456 | 2456 | 17 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #14 | Shoopooh | 850 | 850 | 10 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #15 | LittleNson | 795 | 795 | 10 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #16 | averimeow | 495 | 495 | 9 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #17 | t | 378 | 378 | 8 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 1 (1 false) | 0 |
Final Trust scores from runs that used fresh underwear. Assisted survival, fully disclosed. A champion may appear here and above. Hypocrisy is permitted when properly itemized.
| RANK | CHAMPION | DIRTY SCORE | CLEAN CHECKPOINT | FARTS TRUSTED | CRUSH FILE | NUCLEAR FILE | TOILET FILE | UNDERWEAR USED |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mccallum | 9679 | UNFILED | 25 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #2 | AgadlerIV | 6181 | UNFILED | 23 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #3 | notBurma | 3741 | 2955 | 26 | 0 smooch / 1 fled | 0/8 green | 6 trips, 5 false | 1 |
| #4 | Drinkwater© | 3651 | 3246 | 24 | 1 smooch / 0 fled | 0/4 green | 2 trips, 2 false | 2 |
| #5 | DavePoop | 3393 | 1582 | 26 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #6 | Daquavious | 3229 | 2654 | 22 | 1 smooch / 0 fled | 0/2 green | 1 trips, 1 false | 1 |
| #7 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 2299 | 1363 | 22 | 0 smooch / 1 fled | 0/2 green | 2 trips, 0 false | 1 |
| #8 | Henry E. | 685 | 115 | 9 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 1/6 green | 1 trips, 1 false | 2 |
Ranked completed runs recorded today (US/Eastern). Highest score wins; level reached breaks ties.
Each player's best completed run. Ranked by score, then level reached and coins collected.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST SCORE | LEVEL REACHED | COINS COLLECTED | COINS CRUSHED |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | notBurma | 61207 | 7 | 26 | 49 |
| 🥈 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 37025 | 7 | 16 | 30 |
| 🥉 | Drinkwater© | 33263 | 7 | 18 | 25 |
| #4 | averimeow | 17554 | 4 | 9 | 15 |
| #5 | mccallum | 15180 | 5 | 7 | 15 |
| #6 | AgadlerIV | 12965 | 4 | 8 | 12 |
| #7 | DavePoop | 8604 | 3 | 5 | 8 |
| #8 | BigBwain | 8542 | 3 | 8 | 5 |
| #9 | LittleNson | 8448 | 3 | 4 | 9 |
| #10 | turdking | 7608 | 3 | 2 | 11 |
| #11 | Daquavious | 3974 | 2 | 2 | 6 |
| #12 | WillU | 3614 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
Ranked runs started today (US/Eastern). After the final configured numbered round, endless survival time breaks ties.
Each player's best run. Highest wave ranks first; infinite-mode survival time resolves runs reaching the same final wave.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST WAVE | WAVES CLEARED | INFINITE TIME |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 27 | 26 | 00:21 |
| 🥈 | Drinkwater© | 25 | 24 | 05:06 |
| 🥉 | Henry E. | 24 | 23 | 01:54 |
| #4 | Pyre | 19 | 19 | — |
| #5 | Shoopooh | 19 | 18 | — |
| #6 | WillU | 19 | 18 | — |
| #7 | mccallum | 17 | 16 | — |
| #8 | BigBwain | 15 | 14 | — |
| #9 | notBurma | 15 | 14 | — |
| #10 | Daquavious | 15 | 14 | — |
| #11 | xXpwnmasterXx | 12 | 11 | — |
| #12 | averimeow | 12 | 11 | — |
| #13 | turdking | 12 | 11 | — |
| #14 | LittleNson | 11 | 10 | — |
| #15 | AgadlerIV | 11 | 10 | — |
| #16 | Werldy | 1 | 1 | — |
Ranked by floors stacked today (US/Eastern). Miss once and it's over — no second chances on the court.
The tower awaits its architect.
Each champion's greatest tower. The permanent record of precision. The definitive ranking of stacking excellence.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST TOWER |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 78 FLOORS |
| 🥈 | mccallum | 74 FLOORS |
| 🥉 | shit | 67 FLOORS |
| #4 | t | 32 FLOORS |
Ranked by operational score today (US/Eastern). Dung retained. Corridors crossed. Hostile beetles professionally inconvenienced.
The dung corridor remains tactically available.
Each operative's highest score. The official archive of distinguished beetle logistics under hostile conditions.
| RANK | OPERATIVE | BEST SCORE | OPERATION | HOSTILES |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 5,154 | 1 | 0 |
| 🥈 | shit | 3,340 | 1 | 14 |
| 🥉 | mccallum | 150 | 1 | 0 |