⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS ⚡

The permanent record of every champion who has stepped onto the TurdQuest Court. Their percentages. Their streaks. Their TurdCoins. All of it. Forever.

COURT FT% 86.4%
TOTAL SHOTS 7720
TOTAL MADE 6673
COINS MINTED 💩468
ROUNDS PLAYED 3857

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💩 TURDCOIN RANKINGS

Ranked by TurdCoins earned (10 consecutive makes in a day = 1 coin). Ties broken by total career makes.

RANK CHAMPION 💩 COINS FT MADE FT% BEST STREAK
🥇 Drinkwater© 318 3868/4042 95.7% 161
🥈 Henry E. 44 532/550 96.7% 164
🥉 mc A 23 132/139 95.0% 87
#4 Daquavious 19 368/428 86.0% 33
#5 mccallum A 12 541/639 84.7% 63
#6 Kmonkey15🐒 11 291/382 76.2% 30
#7 notBurma 6 237/270 87.8% 27
#8 AgadlerIV 3 77/96 80.2% 26
#9 t 2 99/116 85.3% 18
#10 DavePoop 2 70/84 83.3% 22
#11 BigBwain 1 17/20 85.0% 12
#12 turdking 0 59/82 72.0% 15
#13 WillU 0 25/58 43.1% 3
#14 shit A 0 17/20 85.0% 8
#15 averimeow 0 10/38 26.3% 2
#16 Pyre 0 8/10 80.0% 6
#17 LittleNson 0 7/16 43.8% 3
#18 Shoopooh 0 6/18 33.3% 2
#19 Werldy 0 4/14 28.6% 2
#20 xXpwnmasterXx 0 3/8 37.5% 2
#21 xosimon 0 1/8 12.5% 1
🔥 LONGEST CAREER STREAK (min 10 shots)
RANK CHAMPION BEST STREAK FT% TOTAL MADE COINS
#1 Henry E. 164 96.7% 532 44
#2 Drinkwater© 161 95.7% 3868 318
#3 mc 87 95.0% 132 23
#4 mccallum 63 84.7% 541 12
#5 Daquavious 33 86.0% 368 19
#6 Kmonkey15🐒 30 76.2% 291 11
#7 notBurma 27 87.8% 237 6
#8 AgadlerIV 26 80.2% 77 3
#9 DavePoop 22 83.3% 70 2
#10 t 18 85.3% 99 2
#11 turdking 15 72.0% 59 0
#12 BigBwain 12 85.0% 17 1
#13 shit 8 85.0% 17 0
#14 Pyre 6 80.0% 8 0
#15 WillU 3 43.1% 25 0
#16 LittleNson 3 43.8% 7 0
#17 Werldy 2 28.6% 4 0
#18 Shoopooh 2 33.3% 6 0
#19 averimeow 2 26.3% 10 0
📊 FREE THROW % (minimum 20 shots)

Minimum 20 career shots required for percentage ranking. The Court does not recognize small sample sizes.

RANK CHAMPION FT% MADE/ATT BEST STREAK COINS
#1 Henry E. 96.7% 532/550 164 44
#2 Drinkwater© 95.7% 3868/4042 161 318
#3 mc 95.0% 132/139 87 23
#4 notBurma 87.8% 237/270 27 6
#5 Daquavious 86.0% 368/428 33 19
#6 t 85.3% 99/116 18 2
#7 shit 85.0% 17/20 8 0
#8 BigBwain 85.0% 17/20 12 1
#9 mccallum 84.7% 541/639 63 12
#10 DavePoop 83.3% 70/84 22 2
#11 AgadlerIV 80.2% 77/96 26 3
#12 Kmonkey15🐒 76.2% 291/382 30 11
#13 turdking 72.0% 59/82 15 0
#14 WillU 43.1% 25/58 3 0
#15 averimeow 26.3% 10/38 2 0
💗 DEPARTMENT OF ROMANTIC AND GASTROINTESTINAL OUTCOMES

Trust is no longer judged by score alone. The Court now tracks courtship, reactor-grade timing, and every suspicious walk to the restroom. Love and cowardice are both database events.

SMOOCHES LOGGED 39
CRUSHES SCARED AWAY 32
ROMANCE CONVERSION 54.9%
NUCLEAR GREEN RATE 6.7%
NUCLEAR EVENTS 14/208
TOILET TRIPS 94
FALSE ALARM RATE 76.6%
FALSE ALARMS 72
💨 TRUST CLEAN SCORES: PANTS UNASSISTED DIVISION

Score before the first fresh-underwear purchase. No garment bailout, no actuarial mercy. This is the leaderboard your crush checks before making eye contact.

RANK CHAMPION CLEAN SCORE FINAL SCORE FARTS TRUSTED ☢ GREEN 💋 TOILET UNDERWEAR AFTER
#1 mccallum 12877 12877 33 1/3 1 / 2 3 (2 false) 0
#2 shit 10302 10302 35 0/4 2 / 1 0 0
#3 AgadlerIV 6706 6706 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#4 DavePoop 6661 6661 23 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#5 BigBwain 5431 5431 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#6 Pyre 4674 4674 22 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#7 Drinkwater© 4375 4375 21 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#8 Kmonkey15🐒 3529 3529 18 0/0 1 / 0 1 (1 false) 0
#9 Daquavious 3425 3425 20 0/6 1 / 0 2 (2 false) 0
#10 Werldy 3108 3108 18 0/0 1 / 0 0 0
#11 notBurma 2955 3741 26 0/8 0 / 1 6 (5 false) 1
#12 Henry E. 2765 2765 18 4/19 0 / 0 7 (5 false) 0
#13 WillU 2456 2456 17 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#14 Shoopooh 850 850 10 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#15 LittleNson 795 795 10 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#16 t 656 656 7 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
#17 averimeow 495 495 9 0/0 0 / 0 0 0
🩲 TRUST DIRTY SCORES: FRESH UNDERWEAR AMNESTY BOARD

Final Trust scores from runs that used fresh underwear. Assisted survival, fully disclosed. A champion may appear here and above. Hypocrisy is permitted when properly itemized.

RANK CHAMPION DIRTY SCORE CLEAN CHECKPOINT FARTS TRUSTED CRUSH FILE NUCLEAR FILE TOILET FILE UNDERWEAR USED
#1 mccallum 9679 UNFILED 25 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#2 AgadlerIV 6181 UNFILED 23 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#3 notBurma 3741 2955 26 0 smooch / 1 fled 0/8 green 6 trips, 5 false 1
#4 Drinkwater© 3651 3246 24 1 smooch / 0 fled 0/4 green 2 trips, 2 false 2
#5 DavePoop 3393 1582 26 0 smooch / 0 fled 0/0 green 0 trips 1
#6 Daquavious 3229 2654 22 1 smooch / 0 fled 0/2 green 1 trips, 1 false 1
#7 Kmonkey15🐒 2299 1363 22 0 smooch / 1 fled 0/2 green 2 trips, 0 false 1
#8 Henry E. 685 115 9 0 smooch / 0 fled 1/6 green 1 trips, 1 false 2
💩 ANGRY TURDS - TODAY'S RUNS

Ranked completed runs recorded today (US/Eastern). Highest score wins; level reached breaks ties.

No Angry Turds runs recorded today.
💥 ANGRY TURDS - ALL-TIME CHAMPIONS

Each player's best completed run. Ranked by score, then level reached and coins collected.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST SCORELEVEL REACHEDCOINS COLLECTEDCOINS CRUSHED
🥇 notBurma 61207 7 26 49
🥈 Kmonkey15🐒 37025 7 16 30
🥉 Drinkwater© 33263 7 18 25
#4 averimeow 17554 4 9 15
#5 mccallum 15180 5 7 15
#6 AgadlerIV 12965 4 8 12
#7 DavePoop 8604 3 5 8
#8 BigBwain 8542 3 8 5
#9 LittleNson 8448 3 4 9
#10 turdking 7608 3 2 11
#11 Daquavious 3974 2 2 6
#12 WillU 3614 2 0 8
♟ THE SICILIAN — TODAY'S RUNS

Ranked runs started today (US/Eastern). After the final configured numbered round, endless survival time breaks ties.

No Sicilian runs started today.
♚ THE SICILIAN — ALL-TIME CHAMPIONS

Each player's best run. Highest wave ranks first; infinite-mode survival time resolves runs reaching the same final wave.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST WAVEWAVES CLEAREDINFINITE TIME
🥇 mc 11 11 —
🥈 WillU 1 1 —
💩 TURD STACK — TODAY'S TOWER LORDS

Ranked by floors stacked today (US/Eastern). Miss once and it's over — no second chances on the court.

No Turd Stack runs recorded today.
The tower awaits its architect.
🏗 TURD STACK — ALL-TIME MASTERS

Each champion's greatest tower. The permanent record of precision. The definitive ranking of stacking excellence.

RANKCHAMPIONBEST TOWER
🥇 mc 78 FLOORS
🥈 mccallum 74 FLOORS
🥉 shit 67 FLOORS
#4 t 32 FLOORS
🪲 BALL OF DOODY — TODAY'S FIELD COMMENDATIONS

Ranked by operational score today (US/Eastern). Dung retained. Corridors crossed. Hostile beetles professionally inconvenienced.

No classified operations have been recorded today.
The dung corridor remains tactically available.
🎖 BALL OF DOODY — PERMANENT OPERATIONAL RECORD

Each operative's highest score. The official archive of distinguished beetle logistics under hostile conditions.

RANKOPERATIVEBEST SCOREOPERATIONHOSTILES
🥇 mc 19,418 2 19
🥈 t 17,008 2 22
🥉 JohnTest 5,148 2 4
#4 shit 3,340 1 14
#5 mccallum 150 1 0
🚨 STINK LOCKDOWN — TODAY'S ESCAPE ATTEMPTS

A Nuclear fart jammed TurdQuest Arena's ball return and trapped Crush beneath the basketball court. Ranked by today's rescue score (US/Eastern).

NO RESCUE ATTEMPTS LOGGED TODAY.
The undercourt stink shutters are still sealed.
⚖ CRUSH HOUR — PERMANENT RESCUE RECORD

Each rescuer's strongest undercourt run. Every service lift offers escape or Trust: bank the score, or take an upgrade and descend into a more dangerous court.

RANKRESCUERBEST SCOREFLOORSTATUSBALLSPOWER PLAYSFARTS FLUSHEDBEST STREAK
🥇 mc 53,885 5 TRAPPED 92 23 67 x23
🥈 t 13,800 1 TRAPPED 35 5 24 x16
💵 THE PRICE IS NICE — TODAY'S GUESSES

Three real eBay Buy It Now listings, three guesses, scored on how close you land. Ranked by today's total (US/Eastern).

NOBODY HAS GUESSED YET TODAY.
The items are just sitting there, unpriced by human judgment.
💰 THE PRICE IS NICE — PERMANENT RECORD

Each player's single best day, out of 300 possible points.

RANKPLAYERBEST SCOREDATE
🥇 mc 224 / 300 2026-07-24
🥈 mccallum 193 / 300 2026-07-24
🥉 t 128 / 300 2026-07-24
🚽 PRIVACY PANIC — TODAY'S INCIDENT RESPONDERS

Ranked by today's incident score (US/Eastern). Cookies, pixels, and data brokers, neutralized.

NO ONE HAS RESPONDED TODAY.
The cookies are thrilled.
🕵️ PRIVACY PANIC — SEALED RECORD

Each responder's strongest incident, all-time.

THE SEALED RECORD IS SUSPICIOUSLY EMPTY.
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