⚡ HALL OF CHAMPIONS ⚡
The permanent record of every champion who has stepped onto the TurdQuest Court. Their percentages. Their streaks. Their TurdCoins. All of it. Forever.
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Every score entered into any leaderboard today (Central), newest first. Guest runs are not listed — only entries attached to a champion.
| WHEN | PLAYER | GAME | RESULT | WHAT HAPPENED |
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The most recent entries on record from every game, whenever they happened.
| WHEN | PLAYER | GAME | RESULT | WHAT HAPPENED |
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Oct 16 09:25 PM |
dotty13 | 💢 ANGRY TURDS: OVERTIME | 2,550 SCORE | level 2 · 1 coin |
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Oct 16 09:24 PM |
dotty13 | 💩 TURD STACK | 25 FLOORS | 7 perfect drops |
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Oct 16 09:24 PM |
dotty13 | 💩 TURD STACK | 7 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops |
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Oct 16 03:55 PM |
oooowwween | ♛ THE GAMBIT | 1,200 RATING | lost vs THE UNDERSTUDY · corr |
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Oct 14 09:22 PM |
Henry E. | 💢 ANGRY TURDS: OVERTIME | 1,504,690 SCORE | level 85 · 199 coins |
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Oct 14 09:20 PM |
mc | ♛ THE GAMBIT | 1,180 RATING | lost vs mc 🤖 · corr |
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Oct 13 06:27 PM |
oooowwween | 💨 TRUST | 313 SCORE | 6 farts trusted · 1 accident |
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Oct 13 06:26 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 7 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:26 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 2 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:26 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 2 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:26 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 3 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 3 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 9 FLOORS | 1 perfect drop · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 6 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 3 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 6 FLOORS | 1 perfect drop · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 06:25 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 23 FLOORS | 4 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 06:21 PM |
oooowwween | 💢 ANGRY TURDS: OVERTIME | 23,410 SCORE | level 6 · 6 coins |
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Oct 13 06:18 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 1 FT MADE | 1 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 06:09 PM |
mc | 💨 TRUST | 7,897 SCORE | 27 farts trusted · 1 accident |
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Oct 13 04:00 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 2 FT MADE | 2 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 04:00 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 2 FT MADE | 2 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:59 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 1 FT MADE | 1 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:56 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 24 FLOORS | 10 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 03:55 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 14 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 03:55 PM |
oooowwween | 💩 TURD STACK | 6 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 03:21 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 1 FT MADE | 1 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:21 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 1 FT MADE | 1 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:20 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 2 FT MADE | 2 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:20 PM |
oooowwween | 🏀 FREE THROW | 2 FT MADE | 2 of 2 from the line |
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Oct 13 03:20 PM |
oooowwween | 💨 TRUST | 1,694 SCORE | 12 farts trusted · 1 accident |
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Oct 13 01:59 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 48 FLOORS | 18 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:59 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 44 FLOORS | 15 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:59 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 35 FLOORS | 8 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:58 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 45 FLOORS | 13 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:58 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 48 FLOORS | 16 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:57 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 38 FLOORS | 10 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:57 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 35 FLOORS | 7 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:56 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 47 FLOORS | 14 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:55 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 37 FLOORS | 10 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:55 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 33 FLOORS | 7 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:55 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 36 FLOORS | 6 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:54 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 10 FLOORS | 1 perfect drop |
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Oct 13 01:54 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 40 FLOORS | 13 perfect drops |
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Oct 13 01:53 PM |
Quinkin Buttergolly | 💩 TURD STACK | 8 FLOORS | 1 perfect drop |
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Oct 13 12:36 PM |
Henry E. | 💩 TURD STACK | 37 FLOORS | 10 perfect drops · regrow mode |
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Oct 13 12:35 PM |
Henry E. | 💩 TURD STACK | 4 FLOORS | 0 perfect drops · regrow mode |
Ranked by every TurdCoin earned, including game prizes and admin awards. Spending never reduces this total. Ties broken by total career makes. Lifetime totals include recovered history; older unrecorded spending may be missing.
| RANK | CHAMPION | 💩 EARNED ALL-TIME | CURRENT STASH | FT MADE | FT% | BEST STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Drinkwater© | 320 | 311 | 3886/4084 | 95.2% | 161 |
| 🥈 | Henry E. | 53 | 50 | 577/604 | 95.5% | 164 |
| 🥉 | mc A | 30 | 30 | 152/161 | 94.4% | 87 |
| #4 | Daquavious | 28 | 24 | 400/471 | 84.9% | 33 |
| #5 | mccallum A | 27 | 12 | 541/639 | 84.7% | 63 |
| #6 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 24 | 20 | 299/396 | 75.5% | 30 |
| #7 | notBurma | 15 | 6 | 237/270 | 87.8% | 27 |
| #8 | Michael_IV | 12 | 12 | 138/164 | 84.1% | 43 |
| #9 | Kmonkey15_2 | 6 | 6 | 69/72 | 95.8% | 50 |
| #10 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 4 | 3 | 85/120 | 70.8% | 22 |
| #11 | AgadlerIV | 4 | 3 | 77/96 | 80.2% | 26 |
| #12 | WillU | 4 | 4 | 39/73 | 53.4% | 13 |
| #13 | dog38429 | 3 | 3 | 74/118 | 62.7% | 8 |
| #14 | DavePoop | 3 | 2 | 70/84 | 83.3% | 22 |
| #15 | oooowwween | 3 | 3 | 27/44 | 61.4% | 5 |
| #16 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 3 | 3 | 7/20 | 35.0% | 2 |
| #17 | Audsquad66 | 3 | 3 | 6/12 | 50.0% | 3 |
| #18 | dotty13 | 3 | 3 | 2/10 | 20.0% | 1 |
| #19 | t | 2 | 2 | 99/116 | 85.3% | 18 |
| #20 | turdking | 2 | 0 | 59/82 | 72.0% | 15 |
| #21 | BigBwain | 1 | 1 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 12 |
| #22 | shit A | 0 | 0 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 8 |
| #23 | averimeow | 0 | 0 | 10/38 | 26.3% | 2 |
| #24 | Pyre | 0 | 0 | 8/10 | 80.0% | 6 |
| #25 | CheeseDude17🧀 | 0 | 0 | 7/8 | 87.5% | 7 |
| #26 | LittleNson | 0 | 0 | 7/16 | 43.8% | 3 |
| #27 | Shoopooh | 0 | 0 | 6/18 | 33.3% | 2 |
| #28 | Rileym23 | 0 | 0 | 6/10 | 60.0% | 2 |
| #29 | Kellen | 0 | 0 | 6/18 | 33.3% | 3 |
| #30 | anndia84 | 0 | 0 | 5/13 | 38.5% | 2 |
| #31 | SUPERTUFFKINGBOB7 | 0 | 0 | 5/10 | 50.0% | 3 |
| #32 | Werldy | 0 | 0 | 4/14 | 28.6% | 2 |
| #33 | xXpwnmasterXx | 0 | 0 | 3/8 | 37.5% | 2 |
| #34 | indannika48 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50.0% | 2 |
| #35 | Natediddy | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 33.3% | 2 |
| #36 | DJ_awesomesauce‼️ | 0 | 0 | 1/4 | 25.0% | 1 |
| #37 | xosimon | 0 | 0 | 1/8 | 12.5% | 1 |
| #38 | kayla_is_the_best | 0 | 0 | 1/3 | 33.3% | 1 |
| #39 | Dave | 0 | 0 | 0/1 | 0.0% | 0 |
Ranked by coins available to spend right now. Ties broken by total career makes. Lifetime totals include recovered history; older unrecorded spending may be missing.
| RANK | CHAMPION | 💩 EARNED ALL-TIME | CURRENT STASH | FT MADE | FT% | BEST STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Drinkwater© | 320 | 311 | 3886/4084 | 95.2% | 161 |
| 🥈 | Henry E. | 53 | 50 | 577/604 | 95.5% | 164 |
| 🥉 | mc A | 30 | 30 | 152/161 | 94.4% | 87 |
| #4 | Daquavious | 28 | 24 | 400/471 | 84.9% | 33 |
| #5 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 24 | 20 | 299/396 | 75.5% | 30 |
| #6 | mccallum A | 27 | 12 | 541/639 | 84.7% | 63 |
| #7 | Michael_IV | 12 | 12 | 138/164 | 84.1% | 43 |
| #8 | notBurma | 15 | 6 | 237/270 | 87.8% | 27 |
| #9 | Kmonkey15_2 | 6 | 6 | 69/72 | 95.8% | 50 |
| #10 | WillU | 4 | 4 | 39/73 | 53.4% | 13 |
| #11 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 4 | 3 | 85/120 | 70.8% | 22 |
| #12 | AgadlerIV | 4 | 3 | 77/96 | 80.2% | 26 |
| #13 | dog38429 | 3 | 3 | 74/118 | 62.7% | 8 |
| #14 | oooowwween | 3 | 3 | 27/44 | 61.4% | 5 |
| #15 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 3 | 3 | 7/20 | 35.0% | 2 |
| #16 | Audsquad66 | 3 | 3 | 6/12 | 50.0% | 3 |
| #17 | dotty13 | 3 | 3 | 2/10 | 20.0% | 1 |
| #18 | t | 2 | 2 | 99/116 | 85.3% | 18 |
| #19 | DavePoop | 3 | 2 | 70/84 | 83.3% | 22 |
| #20 | BigBwain | 1 | 1 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 12 |
| #21 | turdking | 2 | 0 | 59/82 | 72.0% | 15 |
| #22 | shit A | 0 | 0 | 17/20 | 85.0% | 8 |
| #23 | averimeow | 0 | 0 | 10/38 | 26.3% | 2 |
| #24 | Pyre | 0 | 0 | 8/10 | 80.0% | 6 |
| #25 | CheeseDude17🧀 | 0 | 0 | 7/8 | 87.5% | 7 |
| #26 | LittleNson | 0 | 0 | 7/16 | 43.8% | 3 |
| #27 | Shoopooh | 0 | 0 | 6/18 | 33.3% | 2 |
| #28 | Rileym23 | 0 | 0 | 6/10 | 60.0% | 2 |
| #29 | Kellen | 0 | 0 | 6/18 | 33.3% | 3 |
| #30 | anndia84 | 0 | 0 | 5/13 | 38.5% | 2 |
| #31 | SUPERTUFFKINGBOB7 | 0 | 0 | 5/10 | 50.0% | 3 |
| #32 | Werldy | 0 | 0 | 4/14 | 28.6% | 2 |
| #33 | xXpwnmasterXx | 0 | 0 | 3/8 | 37.5% | 2 |
| #34 | indannika48 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50.0% | 2 |
| #35 | Natediddy | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 33.3% | 2 |
| #36 | DJ_awesomesauce‼️ | 0 | 0 | 1/4 | 25.0% | 1 |
| #37 | xosimon | 0 | 0 | 1/8 | 12.5% | 1 |
| #38 | kayla_is_the_best | 0 | 0 | 1/3 | 33.3% | 1 |
| #39 | Dave | 0 | 0 | 0/1 | 0.0% | 0 |
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST STREAK | FT% | TOTAL MADE | EARNED ALL-TIME | CURRENT STASH |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henry E. | 164 | 95.5% | 577 | 53 | 50 |
| #2 | Drinkwater© | 161 | 95.2% | 3886 | 320 | 311 |
| #3 | mc | 87 | 94.4% | 152 | 30 | 30 |
| #4 | mccallum | 63 | 84.7% | 541 | 27 | 12 |
| #5 | Kmonkey15_2 | 50 | 95.8% | 69 | 6 | 6 |
| #6 | Michael_IV | 43 | 84.1% | 138 | 12 | 12 |
| #7 | Daquavious | 33 | 84.9% | 400 | 28 | 24 |
| #8 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 30 | 75.5% | 299 | 24 | 20 |
| #9 | notBurma | 27 | 87.8% | 237 | 15 | 6 |
| #10 | AgadlerIV | 26 | 80.2% | 77 | 4 | 3 |
| #11 | DavePoop | 22 | 83.3% | 70 | 3 | 2 |
| #12 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 22 | 70.8% | 85 | 4 | 3 |
| #13 | t | 18 | 85.3% | 99 | 2 | 2 |
| #14 | turdking | 15 | 72.0% | 59 | 2 | 0 |
| #15 | WillU | 13 | 53.4% | 39 | 4 | 4 |
| #16 | BigBwain | 12 | 85.0% | 17 | 1 | 1 |
| #17 | shit | 8 | 85.0% | 17 | 0 | 0 |
| #18 | dog38429 | 8 | 62.7% | 74 | 3 | 3 |
| #19 | Pyre | 6 | 80.0% | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| #20 | oooowwween | 5 | 61.4% | 27 | 3 | 3 |
Minimum 20 career shots required for percentage ranking. The Court does not recognize small sample sizes.
| RANK | CHAMPION | FT% | MADE/ATT | BEST STREAK | EARNED ALL-TIME | CURRENT STASH |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kmonkey15_2 | 95.8% | 69/72 | 50 | 6 | 6 |
| #2 | Henry E. | 95.5% | 577/604 | 164 | 53 | 50 |
| #3 | Drinkwater© | 95.2% | 3886/4084 | 161 | 320 | 311 |
| #4 | mc | 94.4% | 152/161 | 87 | 30 | 30 |
| #5 | notBurma | 87.8% | 237/270 | 27 | 15 | 6 |
| #6 | t | 85.3% | 99/116 | 18 | 2 | 2 |
| #7 | shit | 85.0% | 17/20 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| #8 | BigBwain | 85.0% | 17/20 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
| #9 | Daquavious | 84.9% | 400/471 | 33 | 28 | 24 |
| #10 | mccallum | 84.7% | 541/639 | 63 | 27 | 12 |
| #11 | Michael_IV | 84.1% | 138/164 | 43 | 12 | 12 |
| #12 | DavePoop | 83.3% | 70/84 | 22 | 3 | 2 |
| #13 | AgadlerIV | 80.2% | 77/96 | 26 | 4 | 3 |
| #14 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 75.5% | 299/396 | 30 | 24 | 20 |
| #15 | turdking | 72.0% | 59/82 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
| #16 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 70.8% | 85/120 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
| #17 | dog38429 | 62.7% | 74/118 | 8 | 3 | 3 |
| #18 | oooowwween | 61.4% | 27/44 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| #19 | WillU | 53.4% | 39/73 | 13 | 4 | 4 |
| #20 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 35.0% | 7/20 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
Trust is no longer judged by score alone. The Court now tracks courtship, reactor-grade timing, and every suspicious walk to the restroom. Love and cowardice are both database events.
Score before the first fresh-underwear purchase. No garment bailout, no actuarial mercy. This is the leaderboard your crush checks before making eye contact.
| RANK | CHAMPION | CLEAN SCORE | FINAL SCORE | FARTS TRUSTED | ☢ GREEN | 💋 | TOILET | UNDERWEAR AFTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 19249 | 19249 | 38 | 2/5 | 4 / 0 | 1 (1 false) | 0 |
| #2 | mc | 13580 | 13580 | 36 | 0/6 | 2 / 2 | 1 (0 false) | 0 |
| #3 | mccallum | 12877 | 12877 | 33 | 1/3 | 1 / 2 | 3 (2 false) | 0 |
| #4 | Drinkwater© | 12206 | 12206 | 29 | 1/4 | 3 / 0 | 2 (2 false) | 0 |
| #5 | shit | 10302 | 10302 | 35 | 0/4 | 2 / 1 | 0 | 0 |
| #6 | Michael_IV | 8796 | 8796 | 31 | 0/8 | 2 / 0 | 1 (1 false) | 0 |
| #7 | Daquavious | 8439 | 8439 | 23 | 1/1 | 1 / 1 | 0 | 0 |
| #8 | AgadlerIV | 6706 | 6706 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #9 | DavePoop | 6661 | 6661 | 23 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #10 | BigBwain | 5431 | 5431 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #11 | Pyre | 4674 | 4674 | 22 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #12 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 4134 | 4134 | 20 | 1/8 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #13 | Dave | 3282 | 3282 | 17 | 0/1 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #14 | Werldy | 3108 | 3108 | 18 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #15 | notBurma | 2955 | 3741 | 26 | 0/8 | 0 / 1 | 6 (5 false) | 1 |
| #16 | dog38429 | 2780 | 2780 | 20 | 0/2 | 0 / 1 | 2 (2 false) | 0 |
| #17 | oooowwween | 2779 | 2779 | 12 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 1 (1 false) | 0 |
| #18 | Henry E. | 2765 | 2765 | 18 | 4/19 | 0 / 0 | 7 (5 false) | 0 |
| #19 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 2671 | 2671 | 14 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #20 | anndia84 | 2482 | 2482 | 14 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #21 | WillU | 2456 | 2456 | 17 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #22 | indannika48 | 2221 | 2221 | 12 | 0/0 | 1 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #23 | Audsquad66 | 1649 | 1649 | 18 | 0/1 | 0 / 1 | 2 (1 false) | 0 |
| #24 | Shoopooh | 850 | 850 | 10 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #25 | LittleNson | 795 | 795 | 10 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #26 | t | 656 | 656 | 7 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
| #27 | averimeow | 495 | 495 | 9 | 0/0 | 0 / 0 | 0 | 0 |
Final Trust scores from runs that used fresh underwear. Assisted survival, fully disclosed. A champion may appear here and above. Hypocrisy is permitted when properly itemized.
| RANK | CHAMPION | DIRTY SCORE | CLEAN CHECKPOINT | FARTS TRUSTED | CRUSH FILE | NUCLEAR FILE | TOILET FILE | UNDERWEAR USED |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mccallum | 9679 | UNFILED | 25 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #2 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 9474 | 8744 | 34 | 2 smooch / 0 fled | 0/6 green | 5 trips, 4 false | 1 |
| #3 | Drinkwater© | 7315 | 3569 | 43 | 1 smooch / 1 fled | 4/13 green | 0 trips | 5 |
| #4 | AgadlerIV | 6181 | UNFILED | 23 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #5 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 4043 | 3583 | 23 | 1 smooch / 0 fled | 1/7 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #6 | notBurma | 3741 | 2955 | 26 | 0 smooch / 1 fled | 0/8 green | 6 trips, 5 false | 1 |
| #7 | DavePoop | 3393 | 1582 | 26 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 0/0 green | 0 trips | 1 |
| #8 | Daquavious | 3229 | 2654 | 22 | 1 smooch / 0 fled | 0/2 green | 1 trips, 1 false | 1 |
| #9 | Henry E. | 685 | 115 | 9 | 0 smooch / 0 fled | 1/6 green | 1 trips, 1 false | 2 |
Ranked completed runs recorded today (Central). Highest score wins; level reached breaks ties.
Each player's best completed run. Ranked by score, then level reached and coins collected.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST SCORE | LEVEL REACHED | COINS COLLECTED | COINS CRUSHED |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Henry E. | 3016870 | 139 | 345 | 9 |
| 🥈 | dotty13 | 263330 | 30 | 46 | 4 |
| 🥉 | notBurma | 61207 | 7 | 26 | 49 |
| #4 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 37025 | 7 | 16 | 30 |
| #5 | Drinkwater© | 33263 | 7 | 18 | 25 |
| #6 | dog38429 | 27670 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| #7 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 23740 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| #8 | oooowwween | 23410 | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| #9 | averimeow | 17554 | 4 | 9 | 15 |
| #10 | Michael_IV | 17370 | 5 | 13 | 8 |
| #11 | Daquavious | 17330 | 5 | 8 | 14 |
| #12 | mccallum | 15180 | 5 | 7 | 15 |
| #13 | AgadlerIV | 12965 | 4 | 8 | 12 |
| #14 | DavePoop | 8604 | 3 | 5 | 8 |
| #15 | BigBwain | 8542 | 3 | 8 | 5 |
| #16 | LittleNson | 8448 | 3 | 4 | 9 |
| #17 | turdking | 7608 | 3 | 2 | 11 |
| #18 | WillU | 3614 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
| #19 | mc | 2340 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
Ranked runs started today (Central). Past the last numbered wave the run continues into the endless game, and survival time there breaks ties.
Each player's best run. Highest wave ranks first; endless-game survival time resolves runs that reached the same final wave.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST WAVE | WAVES CLEARED | ENDLESS TIME |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 28 | 27 | 11:26 |
| 🥈 | Drinkwater© | 28 | 27 | 10:57 |
| 🥉 | Henry E. | 28 | 27 | 08:45 |
| #4 | Daquavious | 20 | 20 | — |
| #5 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 20 | 20 | — |
| #6 | Dave | 20 | 19 | — |
| #7 | dog38429 | 19 | 19 | — |
| #8 | mc | 15 | 14 | — |
| #9 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 14 | 13 | — |
| #10 | oooowwween | 12 | 12 | — |
| #11 | indannika48 | 3 | 2 | — |
| #12 | WillU | 1 | 1 | — |
| #13 | dotty13 | 1 | 1 | — |
| #14 | Audsquad66 | 1 | 1 | — |
| #15 | DJ_awesomesauce‼️ | 1 | 1 | — |
| #16 | kayla_is_the_best | 1 | 0 | — |
| #17 | Michael_IV | 1 | 0 | — |
Ranked by floors stacked today (Central). Miss once and it's over — no second chances on the court.
The tower awaits its architect.
Each champion's greatest tower. The permanent record of precision. The definitive ranking of stacking excellence.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST TOWER | ✨ PERFECT |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 78 FLOORS | 33 |
| 🥈 | mccallum | 74 FLOORS | 35 |
| 🥉 | shit | 67 FLOORS | 0 |
| #4 | CheeseDude17🧀 | 61 FLOORS | 25 |
| #5 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 60 FLOORS | 27 |
| #6 | Kellen | 55 FLOORS | 22 |
| #7 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 51 FLOORS | 19 |
| #8 | WillU | 51 FLOORS | 16 |
| #9 | Daquavious | 47 FLOORS | 20 |
| #10 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 46 FLOORS | 15 |
| #11 | Henry E. | 40 FLOORS | 14 |
| #12 | Michael_IV | 37 FLOORS | 9 |
| #13 | Drinkwater© | 36 FLOORS | 12 |
| #14 | Audsquad66 | 33 FLOORS | 6 |
| #15 | dotty13 | 33 FLOORS | 11 |
| #16 | t | 32 FLOORS | 0 |
| #17 | Dave | 32 FLOORS | 7 |
| #18 | kayla_is_the_best | 30 FLOORS | 6 |
| #19 | dog38429 | 27 FLOORS | 4 |
| #20 | oooowwween | 24 FLOORS | 10 |
Flawless deposits: drops that land dead-on with zero shrinkage. Ranked by the most in a single tower, then the longest unbroken run of them. Streaks are tracked from Oct 4, 2026.
| RANK | CHAMPION | MOST IN ONE TOWER | LONGEST STREAK | CAREER PERFECTS | PERFECT RATE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 44 | 6 IN A ROW | 674 | 30.0% |
| 🥈 | mccallum | 35 | - | 565 | 34.5% |
| 🥉 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 30 | 8 IN A ROW | 611 | 30.2% |
| #4 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 26 | 6 IN A ROW | 2,929 | 26.3% |
| #5 | CheeseDude17🧀 | 25 | - | 66 | 28.1% |
| #6 | Kellen | 22 | - | 603 | 24.0% |
| #7 | WillU | 21 | - | 135 | 32.1% |
| #8 | Daquavious | 20 | - | 109 | 24.5% |
| #9 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 16 | - | 410 | 23.8% |
| #10 | Henry E. | 14 | - | 26 | 32.5% |
| #11 | Drinkwater© | 12 | - | 66 | 19.5% |
| #12 | dotty13 | 11 | 4 IN A ROW | 37 | 23.7% |
| #13 | oooowwween | 10 | 4 IN A ROW | 16 | 19.5% |
| #14 | Michael_IV | 10 | - | 45 | 25.1% |
| #15 | dog38429 | 9 | 4 IN A ROW | 15 | 19.0% |
| #16 | Audsquad66 | 8 | - | 53 | 18.7% |
| #17 | kayla_is_the_best | 7 | - | 42 | 17.4% |
| #18 | Dave | 7 | - | 7 | 20.6% |
REGROW test mode: perfect streaks win back bar width. Ranked by floors stacked today (Central), kept apart from the classic boards.
The tower awaits its architect.
REGROW test mode: each champion's greatest tower, kept apart from the classic boards.
| RANK | CHAMPION | BEST TOWER | ✨ PERFECT |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 78 FLOORS | 34 |
| 🥈 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 73 FLOORS | 33 |
| 🥉 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 55 FLOORS | 22 |
| #4 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 45 FLOORS | 11 |
| #5 | Henry E. | 39 FLOORS | 12 |
| #6 | oooowwween | 9 FLOORS | 1 |
Regrow records only, kept apart from Classic. Flawless deposits: drops that land dead-on with zero shrinkage. Ranked by the most in a single tower, then the longest unbroken run of them. Streaks are tracked from Oct 4, 2026.
| RANK | CHAMPION | MOST IN ONE TOWER | LONGEST STREAK | CAREER PERFECTS | PERFECT RATE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | mc | 34 | 3 IN A ROW | 157 | 36.8% |
| 🥈 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 33 | 6 IN A ROW | 235 | 36.2% |
| 🥉 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 22 | 5 IN A ROW | 197 | 30.0% |
| #4 | Henry E. | 12 | 3 IN A ROW | 25 | 24.0% |
| #5 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 11 | 3 IN A ROW | 22 | 16.1% |
| #6 | oooowwween | 1 | 1 IN A ROW | 2 | 4.9% |
Ranked by operational score today (Central). Dung retained. Corridors crossed. Hostile beetles professionally inconvenienced.
The dung corridor remains tactically available.
Each operative's highest score. The official archive of distinguished beetle logistics under hostile conditions.
| RANK | OPERATIVE | BEST SCORE | OPERATION | HOSTILES |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Daquavious | 1,079,078 | 28 | 137 |
| 🥈 | Drinkwater© | 156,352 | 6 | 98 |
| 🥉 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 113,344 | 7 | 81 |
| #4 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 20,468 | 1 | 27 |
| #5 | mc | 19,418 | 2 | 19 |
| #6 | t | 17,008 | 2 | 22 |
| #7 | JohnTest | 5,148 | 2 | 4 |
| #8 | shit | 3,340 | 1 | 14 |
| #9 | mccallum | 150 | 1 | 0 |
A Nuclear fart jammed TurdQuest Arena's ball return and trapped Crush beneath the basketball court. Ranked by today's rescue score (Central).
The undercourt stink shutters are still sealed.
Each rescuer's strongest undercourt run. Every service lift offers escape or Trust: bank the score, or take an upgrade and descend into a more dangerous court.
| RANK | RESCUER | BEST SCORE | FLOOR | STATUS | BALLS | POWER PLAYS | FARTS FLUSHED | BEST STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Drinkwater© | 104,050 | 7 | ESCAPED | 147 | 34 | 57 | x27 |
| 🥈 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 61,900 | 5 | TRAPPED | 115 | 22 | 85 | x23 |
| 🥉 | mc | 53,885 | 5 | TRAPPED | 92 | 23 | 67 | x23 |
| #4 | Henry E. | 53,745 | 3 | ESCAPED | 87 | 18 | 52 | x34 |
| #5 | dog38429 | 19,800 | 3 | TRAPPED | 40 | 9 | 44 | x17 |
| #6 | t | 13,800 | 1 | TRAPPED | 35 | 5 | 24 | x16 |
| #7 | Daquavious | 9,400 | 2 | TRAPPED | 31 | 2 | 9 | x10 |
| #8 | dotty13 | 4,710 | 1 | ESCAPED | 12 | 1 | 6 | x10 |
| #9 | Audsquad66 | 1,825 | 1 | TRAPPED | 10 | 1 | 0 | x4 |
| #10 | kayla_is_the_best | 75 | 1 | TRAPPED | 0 | 0 | 0 | x0 |
Three real eBay Buy It Now listings, three guesses, scored on how close you land. Ranked by today's total (Central).
The items are just sitting there, unpriced by human judgment.
Each player's single best day, out of 300 possible points.
| RANK | PLAYER | BEST SCORE | DATE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 275 / 300 | 2026-09-30 |
| 🥈 | Audsquad66 | 254 / 300 | 2026-09-18 |
| 🥉 | mc | 224 / 300 | 2026-07-24 |
| #4 | Henry E. | 216 / 300 | 2026-09-18 |
| #5 | dog38429 | 197 / 300 | 2026-09-22 |
| #6 | mccallum | 193 / 300 | 2026-07-24 |
| #7 | WillU | 189 / 300 | 2026-09-16 |
| #8 | dotty13 | 177 / 300 | 2026-09-13 |
| #9 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 157 / 300 | 2026-09-29 |
| #10 | oooowwween | 155 / 300 | 2026-10-13 |
| #11 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 144 / 300 | 2026-10-05 |
| #12 | Michael_IV | 131 / 300 | 2026-09-17 |
| #13 | t | 128 / 300 | 2026-07-24 |
| #14 | Kellen | 114 / 300 | 2026-09-25 |
| #15 | Daquavious | 113 / 300 | 2026-09-29 |
| #16 | Drinkwater© | 47 / 300 | 2026-09-16 |
| #17 | kayla_is_the_best | 0 / 300 | 2026-09-13 |
Ranked by today's incident score (Central). Cookies, pixels, and data brokers, neutralized.
The cookies are thrilled.
Each responder's strongest incident, all-time.
| RANK | PLAYER | BEST SCORE | BLOCKED | CLEARANCE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Drinkwater© | 134,025 | 214 | LV.13 |
| 🥈 | Henry E. | 131,895 | 216 | LV.11 |
| 🥉 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 130,305 | 223 | LV.12 |
| #4 | Kellen | 123,015 | 223 | LV.13 |
| #5 | Daquavious | 115,960 | 213 | LV.11 |
| #6 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 98,815 | 198 | LV.11 |
| #7 | dog38429 | 86,335 | 195 | LV.10 |
| #8 | oooowwween | 44,475 | 127 | LV.9 |
| #9 | Dave | 37,775 | 119 | LV.8 |
| #10 | dotty13 | 29,405 | 89 | LV.7 |
| #11 | mc | 14,535 | 79 | LV.5 |
| #12 | Michael_IV | 13,565 | 74 | LV.5 |
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BULLET
| # | PLAYER | RATING | W/L/D |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | dog38429 | 1220? | 1/0/0 |
| 2 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 1202? | 1/1/0 |
| 3 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 1198? | 1/1/0 |
| 4 | Daquavious | 1180? | 0/1/0 |
BLITZ
| # | PLAYER | RATING | W/L/D |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | WillU | 1291? | 7/1/1 |
| 2 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 1239? | 2/0/0 |
| 3 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 1218? | 4/3/0 |
| 4 | Drinkwater© | 1218? | 2/1/0 |
| 5 | Dave | 1181? | 0/1/0 |
| 6 | Kellen | 1180? | 0/1/0 |
| 7 | Daquavious | 1142? | 0/3/0 |
| 8 | CATCHTHEDESTROYER | 1131? | 0/5/1 |
CORR
| # | PLAYER | RATING | W/L/D |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | meursault | 1220? | 1/0/0 |
| 2 | mc | 1180? | 0/1/0 |
THE LADDER — 7,599 RUNGS, SAME ORDER FOR EVERYONE
| # | PLAYER | RUNG | FIRST TRY | HARDEST |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | mc | 1201 | 24 | 600 |
| 2 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 403 | 5 | 600 |
| 3 | t | 7 | 6 | 501 |
| 4 | Henry E. | 1 | 0 | — |
LATELY
| PLAYER | RUNG | HOW | WHEN |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quinkin Buttergolly | 402 | first try | 27d ago |
| Quinkin Buttergolly | 401 | first try | 27d ago |
| Quinkin Buttergolly | 3 | first try | 27d ago |
| Quinkin Buttergolly | 2 | first try | 27d ago |
| Quinkin Buttergolly | 1 | first try | 27d ago |
| mc | 403 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 402 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 401 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 21 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 20 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 19 | first try | 28d ago |
| mc | 18 | first try | 28d ago |
LONGEST RUNS
| # | PLAYER | FIRST TRY IN A ROW | RUNG |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | mc | 24 | 1201 |
| 2 | t | 6 | 7 |
| 3 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 5 | 403 |
Everyone starts at 1200. A ? means fewer than 15 games, so the number is still making its mind up. Games against the engine never count — it runs in your own browser, so it cannot be trusted to have been played honestly, which is also why there is nothing to gain by cheating it.
| WHITE | BLACK | RESULT | OPENING | MOVES |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| oooowwween | THE UNDERSTUDY | black won by time · unrated | A QUEEN PAWN GAME | 12 |
| mc | mc 🤖 | black won by time · unrated | SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY | 6 |
| mc 🤖 | mc | white won by checkmate · unrated | THE OPEN GAME | 48 |
| mc | WET FLOOR SIGN | white won by checkmate · unrated | THE PIRC | 12 |
| mc 🤖 | dog38429 | white won by time · unrated | A KING PAWN GAME | 1 |
| mc 🤖 | dog38429 | white won by time · unrated | A KING PAWN GAME | 1 |
| mc | THE INSPECTOR | black won by checkmate · unrated | THE CARO-KANN | 34 |
| THE INSPECTOR | mc | white won by checkmate · unrated | VAN 'T KRUIJS | 22 |
| Henry E. | PORCELAIN | black won by checkmate · unrated | THE DUNST | 17 |
| dog38429 | mc 🤖 | black won by checkmate · unrated | THE OPEN GAME | 27 |
| mc 🤖 | dog38429 | white won by resignation · unrated | A KING PAWN GAME | 1 |
| dog38429 | mc 🤖 | black won by resignation · unrated | THE OPEN GAME | 5 |
| mc 🤖 | dog38429 | white won by resignation · unrated | A KING PAWN GAME | 1 |
| dog38429 | mc 🤖 | black won by resignation · unrated | THE OPEN GAME | 10 |
Eight engine opponents, hardest last. The first player to beat each one keeps that place permanently. These are exhibition games — Stockfish runs in the player's own browser, so none of them move anybody's rating.
| # | OPPONENT | ELO | ITS RECORD | FIRST TO BEAT IT | BEATEN BY |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | WET FLOOR SIGN | 300 | 3W/7L/0D · wins 30% | mc, then Drinkwater©, Kmonkey15🐒, WillU | 4 |
| 1 | THE JANITOR | 600 | 5W/6L/1D · wins 42% |
mc, then Kmonkey15🐒, Drinkwater©, dog38429
and 1 moreHenry E. |
5 |
| 2 | PORCELAIN | 800 | 5W/4L/0D · wins 56% | mc, then Kmonkey15🐒, Drinkwater©, dog38429 | 4 |
| 3 | THE UNDERSTUDY | 1000 | 34W/7L/0D · wins 83% |
Quinkin Buttergolly, then mc, Kmonkey15🐒, Drinkwater©
and 3 moreHenry E., dog38429, Daquavious |
7 |
| 9 | mc 🤖 | 1100 | 60W/7L/3D · wins 86% |
mc, then meursault, Quinkin Buttergolly, Drinkwater©
and 1 moreKmonkey15🐒 |
5 |
| 4 | THE INSPECTOR | 1200 | 20W/4L/2D · wins 77% | Quinkin Buttergolly, then WillU, Drinkwater©, Kmonkey15🐒 | 4 |
| 5 | THE BURSAR | 1400 | 73W/2L/6D · wins 90% | Quinkin Buttergolly, then WillU | 2 |
| 6 | THE COMMISSIONER | 1650 | 63W/0L/1D · wins 98% | nobody yet | 0 |
| 7 | THE REGISTRAR | 1900 | 1W/0L/0D · wins 100% | nobody yet | 0 |
| 8 | THE COURT | 2200 | 4W/0L/0D · wins 100% | nobody yet | 0 |
A separate ladder, climbed against the eight engine opponents. Each one is worth a fixed rating, so this is measured against a steady yardstick rather than against other people. It is not the rated ladder and never feeds into it — the engine runs in the player's own browser, so there is no way to know a game was played honestly. It is somewhere to climb from while you are learning.
| # | PLAYER | TRAINING | W/L/D |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Quinkin Buttergolly | 883 | 6/40/6 |
| 2 | Drinkwater© | 844 | 6/43/2 |
| 3 | guest4 | 836? | 1/0/0 |
| 4 | Kmonkey15🐒 | 831 | 7/20/0 |
| 5 | Daquavious | 821? | 1/1/0 |
| 6 | meursault | 816? | 1/3/0 |
| 7 | WillU | 806 | 3/82/3 |
| 8 | Nicolas_Gamer5476 | 794? | 0/1/0 |
| 9 | dotty13 | 790? | 0/1/0 |
| 10 | oooowwween | 790? | 0/1/0 |
| 11 | Henry E. | 730 | 2/14/0 |
| 12 | dog38429 | 721 | 3/25/0 |
| 13 | mc | 704 | 8/34/2 |
What this arcade actually opens with, counted over every finished game. 1 of them answered 1.e4 the way the door did.
| OPENING | GAMES | SHARE | W/B/D | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| THE OPEN GAME | 11 | 50% | 5/6/0 | Straight down the middle. No tricks, no hiding. |
| THE SCANDINAVIAN | 3 | 14% | 1/2/0 | Argues immediately. Respect it. |
| THE ALEKHINE | 2 | 9% | 2/0/0 | Offers itself as bait and means it. |
| THE SICILIAN | 1 | 5% | 0/1/0 | The house opening. The door you came in through. |
| BIRD'S OPENING | 1 | 5% | 0/1/0 | Nobody expects it. There is a reason. |
| THE CARO-KANN | 1 | 5% | 0/1/0 | Solid to the point of rudeness. |
| VAN 'T KRUIJS | 1 | 5% | 0/1/0 | One square. A whole opening. Somehow. |
| THE RETI | 1 | 5% | 0/1/0 | Declines to commit to anything yet. |